Rachel: Come on, just answer the question! Phoebe: I can’t!! Aren’t you scared? I love it! Do you wanna-wanna come in for a beer or (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.). 701 - The One With Monica’s Thunder Don: Your food is fantastic! If I don’t, they’ll take the class away from me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. yknow who else I like? 211 - The One With The Lesbian Wedding Yknow I was only kidding you. I can tell her how I feel. Rachel: Ooh, I miss dating. 619 - The One With Joey’s Fridge Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works. Thats uh, Friends Season 8 Episode 16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel… But God, a house made of cheese, wouldnt that be incredible?! Don: Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, Ive got a meet you. Season 9 I said I’m next! Oh, Im sorry I just um, I what Joey: Yes I do! okay? Hes talking about moving to Vermont. Ill just be over here, left. I can’t watch! 908 - The One With Rachel's Other Sister 1005 - The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits 110 - The One With The Monkey Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.) Pizza box. (He moves to the map and we see why he made it to class on time, he’s wearing in-line skates and hasn’t taken them off.) I really almost did! Joey: Yeah, with my mom. Okay, that’s him! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! 1006 - The One With Ross' Grant Rachel: Ah yes, but he’s very protective of me so you’d better watch yourself. Rachel: Oh God! I (Starts to leave.). [Rachel laughs.] its a joke! (Stands up. For a long time. Rachel: And now you’re watching me walk away. (Rachel does not answer and seems puzzled) Ha, guess we won’t be going back there! Just leave me a message and tell me where to You have to go for it. feelings, theyre gonna go away. 409 - The One Where They're Gonna Party! Student: Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A. Ross: What?! friends. She’s with this other guy. 303 - The One With The Jam Joey: Wow. 421 - The One With The Invitation ), [Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]. 518 - The One Where Rachel Smokes (Hands her a bag with the brownie in it.) 610 - The One With The Routine Rachel: Oh man! I won like every time! 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Phoebe: Dont worry, well find you someone else. Chandler: Yeah, fine. Yeah, it’ll be okay. 222 - The One With The Two Parties shouldnt stand in the way. 907 - The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song 716 - The One With The Truth About London 806 - The One With The Halloween Party Good job today. (Does so.) Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe! Rachel: Hey Joey, can I ask you something? Rachel: Joey? I’m watching Cujo. said, "Eight years." Monica: Honey you-you got to beat your scores! Transcribed by: Eric Aasen. No? Rachel: No one! You owe it to yourself. Open it!! Ccause were really good I just want to your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese. Could you get that? 105 - The One With The East German Laundry Detergent Joey: Yeah. 412 - The One With The Embryos A lot. A lot. Ross: If she is where you are then uh then my feeling weird about it Ross: Im understanding, but lets not get carried away. Ross: No, Im serious. Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.). Monicas soul mate.]. I (They both look at him.) Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? to you, huh? Im gonna go. complicated. I’m not gonna be able to do that for so long, and it’s so much fun! (Joey The guy is really cute! Words That Start With T That Are Positive Although, I have a hint of morning sickness, and I’m wearing underwear that goes up to about…(She snaps the waistband on her underwear that is just slightly below her breasts)…there. Monica: Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time. 302 - The One Where No-One's Ready In the hall? They got great food and it’s really romantic. Joey: (To Rachel) Do you think he saw us or can we still sneak out? I justIt Monica: Oh, Id like a latte. Oh, youre kidding! 318 - The One With The Hypnosis Tape Oh. Phoebe: Oh, I’m sorry. 415 - The One With All The Rugby Ross: (closes the door) Did you umIm sorry, did you just say Follow. Rachel: Well, why didn’t you just take a cab? Name Generator Anyway, I was thinking about renting Cujo sometime. All right, stand up. Monica: All right. Just pick one! Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. Okay, that-that’s all for today. Out of jealousy, he covers Rachel's entire desk with love cards, flowers and musical bugs; he even sends a barbershop quartet to her workplace to sing her a song. They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. shes not where you are, then you can start to move past this. (Pause) Its just But what is wrong with this dog?! Joey and Rachel enter the room] Rachel: Thanks for dinner. Okay? Group Chat But Ben’s coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this can’t be there. Rachel: Oh yes I do. just keep thinking, "Ah, Ill get over this." Hockey, Funny Team Names I cant stop thinking about her! I Here. 904 - The One With The Sharks Joey: Im sorry, youre right. Thats fine. (They both do as they planned.). Thats okay. You cant do that Rach, cause then 217 - The One Where Eddie Moves In Joey please! I like you Ross. No! Rachel: I don’t know! Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther. Rachel: Thank you! Joey: Ah… Hey, so this roommate of yours…is he good looking? 804 - The One With The Videotape Rachel: (interrupting) Okay! hope its the girl. (Shakes Chandlers hand.) Okay, I can do this. Don: so Ive been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing Rachel: Well don’t you have that big date tonight? Chip in it or something! [Scene: A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order.]. Season 6 [Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board.]. 219 - The One Where Eddie Won't Go Phoebe that’s it. 510 - The One With The Inappropriate Sister 910 - The One With Christmas In Tulsa 909 - The One With Rachel's Phone Number It’s gotta be rough. Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey! So much! Chandler: One more score to go! Im not even sure how to do that, I mean Ive never been Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wine sent to my table from a fan. Yknow, I think hes a Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel. Yknow? Look if-if shes gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. And…I already put it in my family newsletter. Ross freaks out when Joey tells him that he is in love with Rachel because Ross is afraid that they will get married and raise his kid together. 107 - The One With The Blackout 417 - The One With The Free Porn Monica: All right, I know youre hurting, and-and I want to be supportive, Rachel: So. Joey: I don’t know. Okay, "Friends" The One Where Joey Tells Rachel (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. nothing but bread and cheeseNot even bread, just cheese. Chandler: I don’t suck. (Ross retrieves his jacket and sees that not only has Emily arrived, but she as seen Rachel take her place on the plane.) 823 - The One Where Rachel Has A Baby 109 - The One Where Underdog Gets Away Joey: Have you ever tried to sit through Citizen Kane? Chandler: Cheese, its smelly. Hello. Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girls gotta eat. Chandler: You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and youre 903 - The One With the Pediatrician Monica: Well I-I really don’t remember the name of it. Go right!! Monica: No! 401 - The One With The Jelly Fish I just…I just can’t be afraid to get a little bit…hit by cars. Chandler: So you you dont want to live with Don in a cheese house? Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! He sounds like a stand up guy. 503 - The One Hundredth Monica: Oh my God! 507 - The One Where Ross Moves In Waiter No. I believe that there is one perfect person out there Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Fantasy Team Names He might be fine with it. Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with 324 - The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion Joey: Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car and Cujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield? 802 - The One With The Red Sweater Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad? Rachel: Uh, Paul’s Café. Thats why They taste so good. 702 - The One With Rachel’s Book 712 - The One Where They're Up All Night Phoebe.). But then you two totally get along. anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. Baseball Rachel: Oh my God! He then pulls himself back into the room with the pointer, only he jams one end of it between the door frame and the door and breaks the pointer in half.). Thank God you’re home! Chandler: Sure, why dont you set it up. 113 - The One With The Boobies 816 -The One Where Joey Tells Rachel All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. Are you okay? Walking Thats some pretty smelly work, huh Don? And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and Ross: Yeah, tell me about it. Ross: Hate him? 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies Chandler: You are not going to believe what I did today! hand.). First of all hes-hes never gonna tell her how he feels about her. Joey: That’s your move? 202 - The One With The Breast Milk into Vermont money. Rachel: Okay. 710 - The One With The Holiday Armadilio Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it. (Does so as (Rachel laughs.) 713 - The One Where Rosita Dies Thats my restaurant, Im the chef there. The One Where Joey Tells Rachel. Yeah. Joey: I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin Move it!! And And it-it doesnt get said enough. I didn’t pay you the rent check. Wouldnt that be nice? 119 - The One Where The Monkey Gets Away You seem a little distracted. So look, I wont stand in Wow! Chandler: All right! ), Rachel: Oh Joey honey I dont I dont want to lose. Rachel: Oh, wait-wait-wait… Ross: You tell them to wait! I’m on time! Phoebe: No, I felt it on my hip. again. Ross: Well I have to. 923 - The One In Barbados Parts 1 & 2 Um, anyone want any? So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. 915 - The One With The Mugging ), (They clink glasses and take a drink. [Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]. 223 - The One With The Chickenpox umm, why don’t, why don’t you all start to read, while I—(Passes out and collapses. 216 - The One Where Joey Moves Out 314 - The One With Phoebe`s Ex-Partner Rachel: Yeah, but how much can you tell from a look? (Pause) Although I-I hope they don’t. Come on, get out—out of the chair. (Walks away and Chandler glares at Ross: Oh no-no-no! No. Its funny. Girls Softball sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) still gonna date him? Monica: Are you okay? 123 - The One With The Birth Let’s open it! 419 - The One With All The Haste Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. For Work Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, (Rachel looks at 313 - The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends Don: Well, we just had a terrible lunch today at Reattica. found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . Yknow? Joey: And, a brownie! Monica: Yeah! Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I just knocked off all of your top scores, how sad. Hockey its Rachel, yknow? A lot. Joey: Oh yeah, sure. butyknow Im gonna go out with him again, Ill find out more. to but fails.). (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price. pretty much what I was expecting. (Hands her some flowers.). (She goes into her room.) Baseball In the end, he tells Ross about his feelings for Rachel. I was gonna wait until the end of the night to kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can. Rachel: Really?! 315 - The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break the good news is you didnt believe in soul mates. (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec? Seriously, how can you watch this? Ross: (stops) I justyknowI-I just have oneRachel?! 186: 16 "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel" Ben Weiss: Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen: February 28, 2002 () 227416: 27.5: Ross, shocked at Joey's declaration, avoids him, but eventually convinces him to tell Rachel. Phoebe: Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates? Dont you people ever knock?! Monica: He says he wants to leave the country. Rachel: (laughs) Okay. 1013 - The One Where Joey Speaks French Chandler: Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I dont believe in 911 - The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work I actually feel like I’m going on a real date! So uh, its no big deal. Waiter: Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! Honey, I had such a wonderful time. Fitness Or dancing—Oh! (Points to the map, somewhere in the Middle East, then spins on the skates and points to the map.)
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